Why Sloths are the Answer.
- Libby Teays | Reporter |
- Apr 11, 2016
- 1 min read
Ever seen a baby sloth picture? If this isn’t already an issue for you, turn back and run before you get sucked into the black hole that is the pure existence of baby sloths.

This adorable peanut spends his time in trees and being cute. When interviewed on his hobbies, the response was “I like just hanging.”

Cutest mugshot I’ve ever seen.

Happiest tree-hugger out there!

Talk about a sweet little green bean!

This sloth could teach the senior class something about taking good pictures!

Hang Loose!

Say “I-am-one-of-the-slowest-moving-mammals-out-there-because-when-given-the-option-to-evolve-to-quicken-my-digestive-system-or-just-move-less,-I-chose-to-move-less!”
In conclusion, sloths are the answer to everything and anything that could possibly arise keeping the world from peace.

Vote for President Sloth!
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